90’s Rabbi Student

Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah and was asked what he
had learned in Hebrew school one day. “Well, mommy, the rabbi told us how
God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea, he had his
engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the Jews walked across safely.
Then the Egyptians followed and Moses used his walkie-talkie to radio
headquarters for air cover. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge, drown
the Egyptians, and the Israelites were saved.” “Now, Sammy, is that really
what the rabbi taught you?” his mother asked. “Well, no, mommy, but if I
told it the way the rabbi did, you’d never believe it!”