Two men were running for a seat in their state senate. The two men had just
finished meeting for lunch in a restaurant.
Said the first man “I’m going to win the election because I put in the
personal touch, for example, I left the waiter a ten dollar tip so that he would
vote for me.”
“Thats nothing,” replies the seconded man to the first, “I left the waiter a 5
cent tip, and told him that I was your campaign manager.”