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When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked…

When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her “What are those?”

Hiliary’s response was “Oh honey, those are my breasts.”

Chelsea asked “Will I get breasts?”

“Yes, when you’re older.” said Hillary.

A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower.
Pointing towards his penis, she asked “What’s that?”

Bill responded “Oh honey, that’s my penis.”

Chelsea asked “Will I get a penis?”

Bill responded, “Yes, when your mother leaves.”

Bush’s heart beat

President Bush had his annual physical.

The good news is he is in great shape, amazing shape.

They said his heart beat at rest is down from 52 beats a minute to 47 beats per minute. Which is pretty impressive when you think that Dick Cheney sometimes doesn’t have a heart beat at all.

-Jay Leno

Presidential Flavors

Ben & Jerry’s New Presidential Flavors

Slick Willie

Double Nut Joy

Subpoenas ‘n’ Cream

Impeach-Mint

Candy Pants

Chocolate Chip Doughboy

Chilly Hillbilly

Draft-Dodging Pot-Smoking Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl Vanilla

Pantsachio Subpoena Colada

Biscuits ‘n’ Gravy

Horny Bubba Crunch

Arkansas Peach

Subpoena Butter Cup

Peppermint Fattie

Captain Cream

Tubby Bubba

Hillary Chiller

Fundraising Coffee

Oval Office Surprise

Arkansas Smoothie

Hyperactive Nuts

Scandalberry

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

Monica’s Statement is a dandy!

Fresh off of the Associated Press Wire…
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President
Clinton’s firm denial:
“I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth,
and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this
ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.
“This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at
my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will
meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.
“I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will
ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn’t a finisher, that she quit before
the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am
wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it.
“Thank you.”
Monica Lewinsky.