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Who Was This Jesus Dude Anyway?

Three good points that Jesus was Mexican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But there were equally good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everybody “brother.”
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence is that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who JUST DIDN’T GET IT.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
more work for him to do.

mountains

Q. what do you call three white people running down a mountain
A. avalach

Q.what do you call three black people running down a mountain
A. mud slide

Q.what do you call three mexicans running down a mountain
A. Jail break

Two Genies – Three Wishes

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes cross a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him that he has been
granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The
next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a mansion
surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He makes love to all of
them and begins to explore the house. He feels something soft
under his feet. He looks down and the whole floor is covered
with $100 bills.

Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. He answers the door and
standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen
walk off.

As they are walking away they remove their hoods. It’s the two
genies. One genie says to the other one, “Hey, I can understand
the first wish of having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand wanting to be a
millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!”

Traveling parrot

One day this bartender is cleaning off the bar when a black guy
walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender
looks up and says:
“Where did ya get that?”
The parrot says, “AFRICA”.

The floating t.v.

How To Tell a Negro Is Stealing Your T.V.

1. you see a floating t.v.
2. You only see two eyes moving.
3. you hear a “damn dog dat shit looks exspencive”.

Black Or White God?

There was a black guy and a white guy. They were debating over
whether god was white or black. The white guy said that there
was only one way to find out and that is to pray. So they go up
on a hill and they pray, and pray, and pray. Finally they here a
voice say, “I am what I am.” The white guy jumps up, and says,
“AHA I told you he was white.” The black guy jumps up and says,
“What do you mean? That didn’t prove anything.” “Yes it did,
Because if he was black he would’ve said I is what I is.”

how to

How do u get a black person to stop jumping on ur bed

put velcro on the ceiling

How do u get them down

Call three mexicans and tell them its a pinyada

Only For a Chocolate Biscuit

There was a man who was heading away for a week on business. His
wife was incredibly horny and needed a good fuck every now and
again so she was left with a warning from her husband before he
left. He said, “If I find out that you have been shagging
another man while I’m gone then I will pull every pubic hair
from your crotch!”

He was dead serious but his wife thought she could occupy
herself for just one week using her fingers and the handle of
her tennis racquet (which she did a lot when her husband was
gone).

However she failed and one day before her husband was set to
return she was gagging for more than she could get from her
fingers and the tennis racquet! So she headed into town in the
hope of finding a large well-bodied fuckable man to satisfy her
lust. While walking down the High Street she found a very hunky
and sexy black man that she wouldn’t mind screwing and so she
walked up to him and said-“Will you come home with?” and the
black man replied, “Only for a chocolate biscuit.” She gave him
a biscuit and they headed towards her house.

So they got home and the woman said, “Will you come inside and
upstairs?”

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him another biscuit.

So they got upstairs and into the woman’s bedroom. “Will you
take off your clothes and lie with me on the bed?”

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him yet another
biscuit!!

“Will you fuck me until I hit orgasm at least three times!”

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him a biscuit leaving
only one left in the box and they got to business.

He was drilling into her-fucking her harder and faster until she
was dripping wet-screwing her pussy and hitting her G-spot with
every hard core thrust. She was at her orgasmic peak and when it
was over they were both swollen and sore and so exhausted that
they fell asleep together in the bed.

The next mourning the husband arrived home from his trip and
headed upstairs to great his wife with a homecoming ride. She
heard him coming upstairs and immediately told the black to get
into the cupboard and hide. “Only for a chocolate biscuit” he
said and so she gave him the last chocolate biscuit and shoved
him into the cupboard just before her husband walked in.

He walked towards the bed and began to take off his clothes when
he stopped and spotted the white spunk stains on the lilac
sheets.

“You’ve been in bed with another man and don’t lie to me!!!!!!!”

His wife didn’t say a word and like he had warned he opened her
legs and began to pluck all her pubic hairs from her crotch one
by one. By the time he reached the last one he couldn’t get it
to come out and so he shouted, “Come out you black bastard!!!”

And the guy in the cupboard shouted “Only for a chocolate
biscuit!!!!!!”