one day, two blondes were walking down the sidewalk when one of the blondes saw a compact mirror sitting on the ground. she picke up the mirror, looked into it and said to the second blonde,”hey this person looks familiar!” the second blonde said “let me see” and she took the mirror and said to the first blonde “you dummy its me!!”
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn’t happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.The blondes applauded.
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.”Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.”Help us, help us!” yells the other.”Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.”Good idea,” said the other.”Together, together!”
A blonde walks in to an appliance store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv!
He Replies I’m sorry but i don’t sell to blondes!
So she goes out and dyes her hair brown and then goes back to the store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv Please,
He says to her I’m sorry but i dont sell to blondes,
She looks at him and asks “how did you know that i was blonde?
He says because thats a microwave!
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
how do you confuse a blonde?
put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner.
how does a blonde confuse you?
she shows you the corner she peed in
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg?
Nothing, they have never met.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked
her what had
happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the
rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the
and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened
“The son of a bitch called back!”
There was a police officer sitting on the side of the road, just
watching the cars go by when he sees this car. Its is swirving
left to right left to right non-stop, cutting cars off every
where. So the police man decides to follow it. After some time of
the car still doing it he decides its getting out of hand and
pulls the car over. He gets out of his car and walks up to the
car asking if the woman had a problem. She replies, ” Oh yes
Officer. I am so glad you are here. I keep swirving left and
right because I keep almost
hitting trees where ever I go, so I move but they are over
there, they are EVERY WHERE!.” The Police officer looks at her
and replies…”Ma’am, isn’t that you air-freshener?”