Category Archives: blondes

The Blonde And the TV

There was a blonde doing her morning jogging and she came across to a pawn shop so she decided she wanted to go in. So she went in and asked the man if she could buy that TV. So the man said he dont sale to dumb blondes. So she went to get her hair color changed and went back into the pawn shop and asked the man if she could buy that TV the man said he dont sale to dumb blondes. So she went changed her whole wardrobe and her hair again and went back in to the pawn shop and asked if she could buy the TV and the guy said he dont sale to dumb blondes. Finally she got tired of changing everthing so she yelled How come you wont let me buy this TV and the man said because its not a tv its a Microwave

A Flaky Blonde

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really
stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried.

”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!

Bad reception

A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, “How much is is this TV?”
The salesman said, “Sorry, we don t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the
TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the
TV was. He said, “Sorry we don t sell to blondes.”
She replied, I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I
am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it s a microwave.”

The convicted blonde

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3 girls are charged with murder. The first is a red head. She walks into a room blindfolded, where police officers are lined up pointing guns at her. They say ready……aim…….- The redhead points and screams TORNADO!! They all look and she runs away.

The second girl to walk in is a burnette. She is also blindfolded. The police officers hold up their guns and say ready……aim…- the burnette points and yells TIDAL WAVE!!! They all look and she runs away.

The last girl is a blonde. She walks in blindfolded, and the officers raise their guns and say ready…….aim…..- The blonde points and yells FIRE!!!!
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Allergic

A blonde and her boyfriend decide to go to the movies.

During the previews, she asks her boyfriend to get her some M&Ms.

“Okay sure. I’ll be right back.”

When he gets her the candy, she immediatly opens the bag and picks out all the brown ones. Then she throws them away.

“Why did you do that?” asked the boyfriend.

She replies “Because I’m allergic to chocolate.”

It hurts and i dont know why

one day a blonde went into the doctors office. when the doctor came in he asked “so, whats the problem.” Then the blonde said to the doctor, “well, everywhere i touch it hurts.” then the doctor started poking her knee asking if it hurt, amazingly the blonde said “no.” then the doctor started patting her back, asking if that hurt. Still the blonde said no. finally the doctor said, “well, i think i know what the problem is.” the blonde asked, “what, what is it!!” the doctor then tapped her finger, and the blonde started screaming hysterically, and the doctor said, “your finger is broken.”

Compact miror

one day, two blondes were walking down the sidewalk when one of the blondes saw a compact mirror sitting on the ground. she picke up the mirror, looked into it and said to the second blonde,”hey this person looks familiar!” the second blonde said “let me see” and she took the mirror and said to the first blonde “you dummy its me!!”