Category Archives: blondes

The Tracks

There were 2 blondes walking in the country, they come across some tracks on the ground.
One says “I bet these are bear tracks””. The other says “”i bet they’re rabbit tracks””. They continue arguing.
Then they get hit by a train.

Their turn

Q: what is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina?
A1: the blonde!
A2: the other guys waiting their turn.

The Lie Detector Test

A blonde goes to a lie detector test where instead of it beeping it makes them explode.When she gets there she meets a red haired girl and a brown haired girl.The red haired girl goes first.She says i’m the prettiest girl in the world.She explodes.Next went the brown haired girl.She says i’m the sexiest girl in the world.She explodes.Finally the blonde goes.She says I think.She explodes.

3 women

there’s 3 women,a brown,a red,and a blonde.
they have all been captured and are getting ready to die.So the
people who has captured them have tied them up to a chair and
are getting ready to shoot them,the brown is first,being the
smartest,she has to come up with a plan really quick.The people
are getting ready to shoot her,
the people:ready,aim,
the brown:tornado,
so everybody runs for cover,ofcourse the brown gets away.
the next day,they are getting ready to shoot the red.She’s got
the plan down,she’ll do everything the brown did. They set her
down in the chair,tie her up.etc.,Now there getting ready to
shoot her.
The people:ready,aim,
The red:earthquake!!
everybody again,runs for cover and the red gets away.the next
day comes.Time for the blonde to die,she’s got the plan down they set her in the chair,etc.
the people:ready,aim,
the blonde:fire!
{that’s how the blondes get there name.}

What the #!@*

Q.a blond was doing work on her boyfriends computer after she had finshed her boyfriend got home to find wite out on the computer why is this
A.she didnt no there was a back space button

Alligator shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Blonde Paints a Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself
out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told
her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the
garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes
all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her

“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered,
“and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed,
the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the
blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”