Chipped dishes never break.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Anthony’s Law of Force: Don’t force it, get a larger hammer.
Sayings you’d like to see on office inspirational posters:
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
If you think we’re a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity … probably has a scapegoat.
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE…..
We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
If at first you don’t succeed — try management.
It’s only unethical if you get caught.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Work harder slaves!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
If you can read this, you’re not working!
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Pride, commitment, teamwork — words we use to get you to work for free.
Succeed in spite of management.
Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.
Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
Ducharme’s Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant who tried to work it out with a pencil?