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Wizard Of Oz Film Flubs

I’m amazed more people haven’t spotted these film flubs:* Part of the movie is in black and white, then inadvertently goes to color, and then back to black and white! An obvious continuity gaffe.* Although the movie purports to be in Kansas, several scenes are obviously filmed on a Hollywood sound stage.* The scene where the teacher rides past Dorothy’s bedroom window in the midst of a tornado is physically impossible.* When the characters sing you can hear music accompanying them but there are no radios or musicians in the area!* For a land to exist “over the rainbow” it would have to be lighter than air, and as Dorothy was already shown to be composed of solid matter, how come she didn’t fall back down to earth?* Some of the so-called “munchkins” are obviously children wearing fake facial hair and grown up clothes.* The “yellow brick road” is not really yellow as much as it is golden. And there is some speculation that it isn’t really made of brick either. (Thanks to the International Brick Layers Union for providing that piece of information.)* Scarecrows are inanimate objects moved solely by the wind. They can not move at will, much less dance.* A “tin man” is a slang term for an aluminum siding salesman. The movie portrays the salesman as an actual tin man. And what’s with the ax? Someone in the research department should’ve gotten fired over this flub.* Lions growl. They do not talk. There is no recorded evidence of one talking, ever. Perhaps the filmmaker’s were thinking of the Biblical Balaam’s ass, which is the only recorded incident of an animal actually speaking coherent sentences.* Lions are also quadrupeds, meaning they walk on all fours. The “lion” in the movie is obviously a man in a suit trying to pass himself off as the real thing.* As for the ruby red slippers, well, despite the sure protestations from some of our lady-folk here, shoes do not have magical powers.* The witch views the goings on through her crystal ball. A purely fictional device. Obviously special effects created the scenes she was supposed to be watching in the ball. (Note: While there is a device on the market called “The Magic 8 Ball,” which is a genuine fortune telling device, this is not the type of ball employed in the scene just mentioned.)* Monkeys do not have wings, and cannot fly.* The witch flies on a broom and skywrites with it as well. Again, an invented fiction that would make Oliver Stone proud.* Trees cannot talk, nor can they “throw” apples. Once an apple is ripe, however, it may fall onto the ground directly beneath it.* Although there are many scenes with trees in them, not once does Toto mark his territory on them. This goes against common sense and ruins the believability of the movie.* For that matter no character in the entire movie goes to the bathroom. Although the “tin man” does leak at one point it’s tears that overflow, not urine.* Perhaps the biggest goof of all: Everything the characters went to the wizard to receive, THEY ALREADY HAD! The Scarecrow wanted a brain, YET HE DEVISED THE PLAN TO GET INTO THE CASTLE! The Tin Man wanted a heart YET HE CRIED TEARS OF SADNESS! The lion wanted courage, YET HE’S THE ONE WHO FOUGHT THE CROCODILES! (In an alternate, never-before-seen version currently in a locked vault in Ted Turner’s Montana ranch.)* Also, did anybody note that the same characters playing the tin man, scarecrow, lion, Mr. Oz, and the wicked witch, were also playing the farm hands, fortune teller and teacher? Obviously a sign of a low budget, since the meager makeup on their alternate characters wasn’t enough to make their faces look much different.* Continuity flub: At one point Toto is played by a small sheep, but only for a few frames. I forget which scene this is in, but once seen it’s obviously a sheep stand-in.

Micheal Jackson

What are the three things that micheal jackson and a carrier bag have in common?
1. they are both made of plastic

2.they are both white

and 3. they are both dangerous when left with children.

Worst Christmas Joke in the World…. Ever

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ”I think it’s raining”, he said to his wife. ”No, that felt more like snow to me”, she replied. ”No, I’m sure it was just rain”, he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing when they saw a communist party official walking toward them. ”Let’s not fight about it”, the man said, ”Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing”. As the official approached, the man said, ”Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?” ”It’s raining, of course”, he replied, and walked on. But the woman insisted: ”I know that felt like snow!” To which the man quietly replied: ”Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”

Christmas Breakfast

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, ”I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, ”What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter sings, ”O, there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

Clinton/Titanic (variation)

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.CLINTON VIDEO: Let’s not go there.TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.CLINTON VIDEO: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton’s approval rating is at 70 percent.TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.

Posh & Becks

posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
> o’clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the

> Clifton

> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.


> Posh turns to Becks and says: “David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!”

> to

> which Beckham replies “5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn’t.” So they

> shake

> hands on the bet and continue watching.


> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.

> Beckham

> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she

> refuses.

> “I

> can’t take your money, David,” she says. “The truth is, I was cheating.

> I

> saw the five o’clock news, so I knew he was going to jump.”


> “No, babe, fair’s fair” says David. “That money is yours fair and

> square. I

> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o’clock news, too. I

> just

> didn’t think he would do it again.”

Royal Flush

Princess Di and Dolly parden have both died and are waiting to go through the gates of heaven when God comes out and says that there has been a mistake and only one of them gets in so God says why don’t both of you tell me about your self and I will decide who gets in so Dolly puts her chest high and says well God I do have a pretty nice pair, Di stands infront and says yes God Dolly does have a nice pair, but I just douched and a Rolal Flush beats a pair…

Jennifer Lopez

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit
with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific
Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart
leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies
an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores. Though
he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles
from home he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he
has found himself on.

Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach,
another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that
she is not breathing so quickly he gives her the kiss of life.
After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes
the hair from her face he now can see who it is.

It’s Jennifer Lopez.

Forever grateful to him for saving her life they strike up
an immediate bond, and over the following weeks while stranded
on the island, they fall madly in love.

One day Jennifer is walking down the beach and notices her
new found love sitting on the rocks by the beach staring
out to sea with a look of sorrow on his face.

Feeling there’s something wrong, she wanders over to him
and asks what is wrong.

“Jennifer. The last few weeks have been the greatest of my
life. We’ve found this island paradise. We have all the food
and water we could require and I have you, but still I can’t
help feel there’s something missing.”

Jennifer replies, “What my darling? What is it that you need.
I’ll do anything.”

“Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?”


“And my trousers?”


At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the
ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips.

“OK…. Can you start to walk around the island and I’ll set
off the other way and meet you half way.”

“OK dear, whatever will make you happy.”

So off they set. After half an hour walking he eventually
sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point
he breaks into a sprint, running up to her and grabbing her
by the shoulders he shouts, “Mate, you won’t believe who I’m