- Baroque (adj.):
- When you are out of Monet.
Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
From Mom’s Dictionary…
- Full Name (noun)
- What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
To look in the sky and see stars.
The wife says: I’n not upsetThe wife means: Of course I’m upset you moronThe wife says: You’re … so manlyThe wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lotThe wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lightsThe wife means: I have flabby thighs.
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. WILL GO FAR: Relative of management. SHOULD GO FAR: Please. USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.
A women who doesn’t have a husband.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Diskette – A female Disco dancer.Hacker – Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.Hardcopy – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat