Category Archives: light bulbs

Q: How many rednecks

Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn’t tending to the sheep’s needs.

Q: How many American

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.