Category Archives: light bulbs

Q: How many Ku

Q: How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn.

Q: How many programmers

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb.

Q: How many Sagittarians

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Systems

Q: How many Systems Assurance testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don’t fix the problems, we just find them.

Q: How many rednecks

Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn’t tending to the sheep’s needs.