Category Archives: light bulbs

Q: How many Sagittarians

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Systems

Q: How many Systems Assurance testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don’t fix the problems, we just find them.

Q: How many rednecks

Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn’t tending to the sheep’s needs.

Q: How many American

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.