Why do ‘tug’ boats push their barges?
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I’m going in!
The only problem we have in this city is the secret police. If there is
any gambling, narcotics, or prostitution, it’s a secret to them.
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit-bull
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!
. . . and ties go to the winner.
Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A woman wont take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia.
I said I’m more concerned about the adults.
Necessity is a mother.
Q. Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A. 15 minutes of silence.