The only problem we have in this city is the secret police. If there is
any gambling, narcotics, or prostitution, it’s a secret to them.
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit-bull
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!
. . . and ties go to the winner.
Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A woman wont take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia.
I said I’m more concerned about the adults.
Q. Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A. 15 minutes of silence.
His home is free of mice and cockroaches — they refuse to live in the
same place as him.
Maybe we should elect officials not for what they stand for, but for what
they don’t stand for.