Category Archives: riddles

Phun With Fonetics

A little game to play while you’re bored at work and reading jokes… Say each of the items out loud and try to figure out what it’s supposed to be.1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (~a person~)2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (~a fictional character~)3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (~a person~)4. MOW BEAD HICK (~a book~)5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (~a person~)6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (~a product~)7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (~a thing~)8. AISLE OH VIEW (~a phrase~)9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (~a old TV show~)10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (~a person~)11. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (~a person~)12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (~a place~)13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (~a fictional character~)14. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (~a movie~)15. BUCK SPUN HE (~a fictional character~)————————–Answers:1. Jacques Cousteau2. Santa Claus3. Michael Jordan4. Moby Dick5. Thomas Jefferson6. Chiquita Banana7. The Titanic8. I love you9. The Brady Bunch10. Christopher Columbus11. Doctor Seuss12. The Milky Way Galaxy13. Agent 00714. The Sound of Music15. Bugs Bunny

Which to Marry?

A guy decides it’s time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.

Q: Which one did he marry?

A: The one with the big boobs.