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Farm Couple

Once there was an elderly couple that lived on a farm. One day the farmer came to his wife and grabbed her boobs.He said, “If we could get milk out of these things, we could get rid of the cows.”The next day he approached her, grabbed her butt, and said, “If we could get eggs out of this thing, we could get rid of the chickens.”His wife turned around, reached between his legs, and said, “If you could get this hard, we could get rid of your brother.”

Kiss it and make it better

Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.On the way to the store a little later, Johnny fell off his bike and scraped his knee. He ran to his mother, who kissed it and made it better.Returning from the store, Johnny ran into the town bully, who kicked him in a very private part of his anatomy. Johnny rushed home.His mother said, “Son, you’re getting more like your father every day!”

Feelin horny

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