Category Archives: sex

Top 10 Slogans Being Considered By Viagra

10. Viagra, It’s ”Whaazzzzz Up!”

9. Viagra, the Quicker Pecker Upper

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

1. This is your penis………and this is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

Two 90 year olds

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
“Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, “My God, if I
knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!”
And the woman was thinking to herself, “My God, if I knew the old geezer could
actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!”

Seasick

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested
they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like
we did when we were young!” He thought it over and agreed.
He put on his hat and went down to the pharmacy, where he bought a bottle of
seasick pills and a box of condoms. Upon returning home, his wife said ”I’ve
been thinking. There is no reason we can’t go for a month.” So Mr. Johnson went
back to the pharmacy and asked for twelve bottles of seasick pills and a box of
condoms. When he returned his wife said, ”You know, since the children are on
their own, what’s stopping us from cruising the world?”

So back to the pharmacy he went, and brought 297 bottles of seasick pills and
the same amount of condoms up to the counter. The pharmacist finally had to ask.

“You know, Mr. Johnson, you have been doing business with me for over thirty
years. I certainly don’t mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why the
hell do you do it?”

West Virginia

Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

WHAT

What does Marcuz say to Ayla when they wake up in the morning……That was NASTY give me back my ten dollars!!!

Biker Sex

Tired of the boring “straights” she’d been laying, a gal decided she’d find out if bikers were really the heavy “cocksmen” that she heard they were.So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long.”Who,” she demanded scornfully, “do you think you’re gonna satisfy with that?”Grinning confidently, the biker replied, ” Me!”