Your momma so poor she got evicted from a cardboard box.
your momma sooo fat she uses a highway as a slip and slide
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Your mother is so fat she has wear shocks on her shoes so she does not break her ankle when she walks
Your mamma is so big she was triing to get to Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and went into target!!!
You and Your mother are so poor, you share the same rags.
wait.u just now said my momma ugly? .well yo momma so ugly she mke my momma look like halle berry
ya mooma so fat that when she went inside 7 11 she didnt come back into 12:15
yo momma so fat when she wears high heels the bitch strikes oil
Yo mama is so stupid that she didn’t have enough money for gas,
so she sold the car for gas money.