Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Your mama is so old she still ows Jesus 10 bucks
Your momma so poor she got evicted from a cardboard box.
your momma sooo fat she uses a highway as a slip and slide
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Your mother is so fat she has wear shocks on her shoes so she does not break her ankle when she walks
Your mamma is so big she was triing to get to Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and went into target!!!
You and Your mother are so poor, you share the same rags.
wait.u just now said my momma ugly? .well yo momma so ugly she mke my momma look like halle berry