your momma’s like a toilet fat,ugly, smells like shit and gets used 24/7
yo moma’s like a match always gets hot
your momma’s so fat that when she got on the back of a bus it pulled its front wheels up
your momma’s so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
your momma’s like a bedsheet always gets laid
your moma’s like a bowling ball gets fingered goes down the ale and comes back for more
your moma’s so fat she makes the whales jealous
your momma’s so ugly she makes michael jackson luk like jenifer lopez
your moma’s so fat she makes the whales luk like a tic tac
your moma’s seen more pricks than akiu puncture
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory because she throw out all the W’s.
Your momma so old i slap her on her back and her tittys fell off
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s Ark!
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat on the phone.
Your mamas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Your mama is so stupid when a robber tried to burn your house down, she
said, “Clap your hands, stamp your feet, praise the Lord for central heat!”
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to get her INTO her car!
Your momma is so old . . .
She knew Burger King when he was a prince!