Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a
famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and
report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he
received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.