(U gotta do a chinese accent for the chinese man.)

This chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The
guy says, ‘I’m a comedian.’ The Chinese guy says ‘No, u no,
Camedien!’. The guy says, ‘Yer, I am, honest.’ The Chinese guy
says, ‘No, you’re not, pwroove it, change colwor!’

(He says it like camelian)