Don’t forget the R

The new teacher at the boys school was Miss Franny and she was disturbed to find that even the headmaster made a mistake and welcomed her as Miss Fanny.

“The name is Franny” she said coldly

“Sorry” said the headmaster who made a mental note not to forget the “r”.

He escorted her to her new class. “Good morning boys,” he said, “I would like to introduce you to Miss Crunt.”