Feel Like A Teepee

“Doc, I don’t understand what’s going on with me. It’s really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee.”

The doctor thinks about it for a while and then urges the man to continue.

So, the man continues, “And sometimes I feel like a wigwam.”

To which the doctor says, “I wouldn’t worry about it, Fred, you’re just two tents.” (tense 🙂