Fire bird

A guy calls up a pianter (a blonde) and askes how much would it be for him to get his porch painted green. The blonde answers 50 bucks. He says thats reasonable 4 a rape a round porch and tells her to come on over. She comes over and he tells her to start while he goes to work when the guy gets home he sees the blonde puting the finishing touch on his FIRE BIRD he screams ” what did u do to my fire bird” she answers wow all thiss time i thought it was a porche