God’s Money

One day a guy died and went to heaven. He was curious about how
God lived and said, “God, how much is a millenium to you?” God
said, “One second.” “The man said, “God, how much is
$1,000,000,000 to you?” God said, “One penny.” The guy thought
for a minute and said, “God, can I have a penny?” God said,
“One second.”