Grandpa dies while having sex

Jenny’s grandfather recently died of a heart attack. After the
funeral, she is talking privately with her grandmother. Jenny
asks, “How did it happen”

The grandmother replies, “It happened on Sunday during sex.”

Shocked and appalled, Jenny asks, “Well, isn’t it kind of asking
for trouble if you’re having sex at the age of 89?”

“No! Of course not, deary, we do it every Sunday! We even did
it in time with the church bells. You know, in with the dings,
out with the dongs.”

Granny starts crying now and Jenny politely asks, “Whats wrong?”

Her grandmother exclaims balling her ass off, “If only it wasn’t
for that damn ice cream truck!!!”