A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
“Hey, nice tie!” comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if
he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just
“Hey! Nice shirt!” The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged
“Hey! Nice suit!” The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he
keeps talking to him.
“It’s not me, it’s the complimentary peanuts.”