Ho! Ho! Ho!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth
in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical
rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should have known. Only women would be able to drag a fat ass
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
get lost.