Holy Water

The minister of a church said to four monks “All of you can have
a week off, but make sure to tell me your sins in the week.”
After a week, the four monks come back. They line up. The
minister asks the first monk “Tell me your sins for the week.”
Themonk answered “I ran around the village nakid.” The minister
said “God gorgives your sins, go drink the Holy Water.” The
fourth monk laughs loudly. The minister says to the second monk,
what were your sins for the week?” The monk says “I killed 4
cats and 5 dogs because I was alergic to them.” The minister
says “God forgives your sin, go and drink from the Holy Water.”
The fourth monk laughs even louder. The minister asks the third
monk, “Now tell me what were your sins for the week?” The third
monk replied “I killed a husband, ad made the wife have sex with
me.” The minister says, “God forgives your sin, now go and drink
from the Holy Water.” The fourth monk falls to the floor,
laughing. The minister asks the monk, “Whats so funny?” While
laughing, the monk stands up and says “I peed in the Holy Water.”