I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check? Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?