I’m Not Saying You’re old………..

I’m not saying you’re old but who else…
…has wrinkles on their teeth.
…sprinkles tenderizer on their applesauce.
…has a pterodactyl for a pet.
…remembers when Baskin-Robins only had two flavors.
…wears steel-belted support hose.
…knew Sleeping Beauty when she was an ugly insomniac.