Leafs vs. Habs

One cold winter day a couple of kids were playing hockey on Lake
Ontario and a vicious dog ran up and started biting one of the
kids’ legs. Thinking fast the other kids took his hockey stick
and started beating the dog until it was dead.

A news reporter for the Toronto Sun was walking by and saw the
entire incident and came runny up to the kids. He pulled out his
memo book and starts writing: “Little Leafs fan saves boy from
vicious dog.” The boy said, “I’m not a Leaf fan.”

The reporter said, “Oh since you lived in Toronto I just figured
you were,” and crosses out what he had written and started to
write again: “Little Blue Jays fan saves boy from vicious dog.”
And again the boy said, “I’m not a Blue Jay’s fan.”

The reporter thinks for a minute and said, “Oh since you live in
Toronto I figured you were either a Jays fan or a Leafs fan, who
do you cheer for?” The boy replied, “I’m a Habs fan.” So the
reporter flipped to a different page and started to write:
“Little French bastard kills beloved family pet.”