Men’s Life Styles Through the Ages

AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping

DRUG
17 pot
25 pot & alcohol
35 alcohol
48 power
66 scotch, a limousine, the company jet

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 “tongue”
25 “breakfast”
35 “I didn’t bump into her kids.”
48 “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
66 “Got home alive.”

FAVORITE FEMALE PART
17 “All”
25 “Breasts”
35 “Breasts”
48 “Breasts”
66 “Small butt in a thong”

FAVORITE ACT
17 “Anything we can get”
25 “Missionary”
35 “Oral”
48 “Oral”
66 “Oral”

FAVORITE PLACE
17 “Any place”
25 “His bedroom”
35 “Any place her kids aren’t”
48 “Her bedroom”
66 “Anywhere there’s an oxygen tank”

FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking his company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from his first marriage
66 ‘Bambi’

WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

IDEAL DATE
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 “Split the check before we go back to my place”
35 “Just come over.”
48 “Just come over and cook.”
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank