Microsoft bathroom humor…

The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magazine.

Bill Gates downloads here

Where do you want to go today?

In the crapper!

Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!

Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!

To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.

The Basic Program

10: Enter

20: Lower Pants

30: Try real hard

40: If nothing, then goto 30

50: If something then goto 60

60: Wipe Butt

70: Exit

Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls!

Yeah, that’s what the internet is for!

Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates?

Becuase he’s Microsoft