The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magazine.
Bill Gates downloads here
Where do you want to go today?
In the crapper!
Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!
Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!
To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.
The Basic Program
20: Lower Pants
30: Try real hard
40: If nothing, then goto 30
50: If something then goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls!
Yeah, that’s what the internet is for!
Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates?
Becuase he’s Microsoft