More Confucius

  • Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
  • If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
  • Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
  • He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
  • Couple on seven-day honeymoon make whole week.
  • Girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip.
  • Girl who sit on judge’s lap get honorable discharge.
  • Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
  • Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy — feeling nuts.
  • Squirrel who run up woman’s leg not find nuts.
  • He who run behind bus get exhausted.
  • Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
  • He who fish in other’s hole often catch crabs.