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GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT

The Tallahassee Bugle

MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS

The Anchorage Alaska Times

GOVERNOR’S PENIS BUSY

[should be “Pen Is”]

The New Haven Connecticut Register

THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON

The Arkansas Plainsman

CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE’S HANDS

Bangor Maine News

STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION

The Washington Times

CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL

The Bosnia Bugle

LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI’S BLOW

Newsday

ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX

San Antonio Rose

PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE

Chicago Daily News

TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS

The Miami Herald

MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING

The New Haven Connecticut Register

GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS

The Tallahassee Democrat

WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY!

The Houston Chronicle