Nuns outside the Whore House

Three nuns were standing on a corner one evening collecting for
the cause. Across the street there happened to be the local
whore house. They happened to notice that Pastor Jones of the
Protestant community sneaking into the place and one of the nuns
whispered to the others, “If only his flock knew he was going
into a wicked place to commit sin…they would be outraged!”

A bit later, Rabbi Rabinowitz was seen sneaking in and the nun
said to her sisters, “If only the Jewish community knew their
Rabbi was in there committing sin with wicked women, they would
be outraged!”

A little while later, Father Flannigan was observed by them
sneaking into the same whore house. “Oh dear,” exclaimed the
nun, “someone must be very sick in there for them to call the
dear Father out at this late hour.”