Old Lady and Her Coins

An old lady was waiting for the bus. Because she had been mugged
so many times on the street she kept all of her money in her
underpants. When the bus finally came she dug in her underpants
and pulled out a quarter to pay for her bus fare. The bus driver
looked down at the coin she had submitted and said, “I’m sorry
ma’am but we don’t take scabs!”