Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best job in Afghanistan?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.
Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.
Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.