Las 7 etapas de la

Las 7 etapas de la vida de los hombres estableciendo un parang n con volcanes mexicanos.

1.- de los 5 a los 12 a os est n como el Iztaccihuatl: Completamente dormido.

2.- De los 15 a los 20 como el Paricut n: En plena erupci n.

3.- De los 20 a los 25 como el Popocat petl: Todos quieren escalarlo.

4.- De los 25 a los 35 como el Nevado de Toluca: Fr o, con poca nieve pero firme.

5.- De los 35 a los 45 como el Pico de Orizaba: A la mejor altura.

6.- De los 45 a los 60 como el Cerro del Tepeyac: Agotado con tantas visitas.

7.- De los 60 en adelante est n como el Ajusco: Completamente dormido y destruido.

Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, “That tasted like bull shit!” The doctor replied, “It was, Jesse. You were a quart low.”

ADOPTING A BABY

A Polish couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an
end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian
baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so
they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the forms, the
registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so
he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”

Asian Philosophy

Asian Philosophy:

Tis good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

Oh the Guilt

After a long sequence of lovemaking, the doctor glanced adoringly at his lady love, who dozed next to him. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pang of guilt.

“Relax, Howard,” he told himself. “You re not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients.”

“No,” another inner voice says.., “but, you re a veterinarian!”