Pecker

And husband and wife are driving down the road and the wife says
“Honey, are you cheating on me?” He hesitates and says “Yes
dear, im so sorry” Then all the sudded the wife pulls her
husbands pocket knife out and cuts off his pecker and throughs
it out the window. Following behind them is a little girl and
her father. The pecker hits the wondow and bounces off. The
lillte girl says “Did you see that dad?!” The dad replys “yes
sweetie, it was a bug” Then the little girl says “Did you see
the size of the dick on that bug?!?!”

This joke is kinda lame but i was bored!!!