Shootin at a squirel

This is a story about a man named Jed
Poor mountainier barely kept his family feed

Then one day he was shootin at a squiral
Up popped up, a beautiful girl

Naked that is, big tits and everything

Next thing you know old Jeds in bed
Hoofin and poofin till his balls turn red

Nine months later he has a little girl
Teaches her never go shootin at a squirel