Signs you May be Canadian!

– you’re not offended by the term “homo milk”
– you understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I
just spilled my putine.”
– you eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
– you drink POP not SODA
– you know that a mickey and 2-4’s mean “part at the camp!!”
– you don’t care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to
travel with good cigars.
– Pike is a type if fish, not part of a highway.
– You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
– you have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
– you know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic
Musical Group.
– you are excited whenever an American television show metions
– you know what a touque is.
– you design your halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
– you live in a house with no front step but yet the door is one
meter from the ground.
– your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but
requires 6 pages for hockey.
– your know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter
and construction.
– you understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
– you perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in
– you are in grade 12 not 12th grade.
– “EH” is a very important part of your vocabulary.
– you actually get these jokes and want to send them to your