Singing University of Michigan Fight Song

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the
embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident
that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his
instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it
over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man’s butt. Mystified,
he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of
Michigan fight song come out of the guy’s butt.

Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back
into it’s original resting place. He then ran to get his
instructor, nervously shouting, “Sir, you must come, you won’t
believe what I discovered!!”

Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, “Let’s take a
look at this astounding discovery.”

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to
see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed
the cork.

Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly
replaced the cork in the cadaver’s butt and said, “What’s so
surprising about that? I’ve heard thousands of assholes sing
that song!”