The American and the Japanese

There is a war going on and the Americans control one side of a
river and the Japanese control the other side. There is an
American soldier patrolling one side of the river and a Japanese
on the other. Every day at the same time the American and the
Japanese meet at the same spot, and the two are always trying to
talk but they can’t understand what each other are saying.

So one day the Japanese soldier makes a motion that resembled
the sun rising over a mountain. So the American says, “Ya the
sun rising over the mountain, but I don’t understand what you
are talking about.” So the two keep walking. The next day the
Japanese makes a swimming motion to the American, so the
American says, “Ya swimming but I still don’t understand what
you are talking about.” So they keep on walking.

The next day they meet and the Japanese makes motions like a
river, and the American says, “Ya the river but I still don’t
know what you are talking about.” So the two keep walking. The
next day the Japanese puts two of his fingers in a circle made
from his fingers. So the American says, “Ya dig a hole but I
still have no clue what you are talking about.” So they keep
walking.

The next day they meet and the Japanese makes a motion like his
eyes are popping out. So the American goes, “Oh shit!” and takes
off running to his General. Once he gets there he says to his
General. “General, General, the Japanese on the other side of
the river says that tomorrow when the sun rises over the
mountain he is going to swim across the river, and fuck me up
the ass till my eyes pop out.”