One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town
begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to
flee. But in a church a prriest sits on the alter and does not
move. A man runs up to him.
Man- “Father, come quickly, we have a lifeboat ready for you”.
Priest- No, there is no need for me to flee for the lord will
provide and he will save me”.
Man- “Suit yourself”
A few hours later the water has risen up to the alter where the
priest is standing. A lifeboat zooms through the door with a few
men in it. One man calls to the priest.
Man- “Father come quickly”
Priest- “No, for the lord will provide and he will save me.
So the lifeboat zooms off. A few hours later the water has risen
up to the crucifix on which the priest is hanging on. A lifeboat
Man- Father, the town is flooding, you must come with us to
Priest- No, the lord will provide. He will save me.
A few hours later the water rose up to the roof and the priest
drowned. Later in heaven the priest met god and said:
Man- “Lord, why didn’t you save me? I had so much faith>
God- What are you talking about!!!!!! I sent 3 bloody lifeboats
to rescue you?