The Three Midgets

Three midgets who really want to be in the Guiness Book of World
Records decide that they can come up with “something” that would
qualify them for submission into the book. They call up the
judging panel and arrange an appointment.

The first midget walks into the judging room and tells the
panel, “I believe I have the smallest hands in the world!” The
judges examine him and confer. Upon making their decision, the
midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting area, he tells
his friends, “I made it! I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!”

The second midget walks into the judging room and tells the
panel, “I have the smallest feet in the world!” The judges
examine his feet and confer. Upon making their decision, the
midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting room, he tells
his friends, “I made it! I have the smallest feet in the WORLD!”

The third midget walks into the judging room and tells the
panel, “Well, I don’t have the smallest hands or feet in the
world, but I think I do have something that might qualify!” With
that he whips out his tiny dick and shows the judges. They
chuckle, but examine him and confer. Upon making their decision,
the midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting area, he
shakes his head back and forth, hanging his head low. “Did you
get in the book?” asks the first midget. “No,” the third midget
says sadly, “but I sure would like to know who that Bill Clinton
fucker is.”