16> It’s not slave labor. It’s… it’s… T’ai Chi class!
15> You think we’re ripping THEM off?? YOU paid $200 for that molded rubber you’re wearing.
14> 14 cents an hour buys *twice* as much in Southeast Asia than it does in the U.S.
13> We’d pay ’em more if they had a decent fadeaway jumper.
12> Relax! We only require 20 hours a week from the terminally ill or malnourished.
11> A nation of 5-year olds who not only can tie a shoe, but can MAKE a shoe? That’s not exploitation, pal, that’s progress!
10> If we paid our workers a living wage, Michael couldn’t support his golf gambling habit.
9> Hey, do you know how many bathroom breaks a 9-year old takes?? *We’re* the ones being exploited!
8> Too busy counting our money to notice.
7> CEO Phil Knight still owes Bill Gates a few billion from last year’s poker game.
6> Interior decor of company jet was *embarrassingly* pass .
5> Hey, Reebok gets *their* shoe leather from baby seals!
4> Complaints about LOW PAY? We thought it was Lo Pei, the supervisor!
3> Average hourly wage for young workers much higher if you include Tiger Woods.
2> Our CEO keeps downsizing his conscience.
1> Just Screw ‘Em!