The Wizrd of Oz

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, and says, “I had a terrible timewith
Iran, so I’ve come for some courage.” “No problem,” says the Wizard.”Who’s
next?”

Ronald Regan steps forward and says, “W-well, w-w-well, Ineed a
newbrain..” “Done,” says the Wizard. “Who comes next before the
GreatWizard?” Up steps George Bush with a sad look on his face.”I’m told
by the American people that I need a heart.” “I’ve heard that it’s true”
says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”

Then there is a long silence…….Bill Clinton is just standing
there looking around, but hasn’t said a word. This irritates the Wizard,
and he speaks with a loud voice, “What brings you to the Emerald City?” To
which Clinton replied, “Umm, is Dorothy around?”