Top 10 Things Hanson will do when they grow up

#10. Sit on corners and take money people give them to shut them up

#9. Be the next in line to have Michael Jackson’s baby

#8. “Would you like fries with that?”

#7. “Striptease II”

#6. G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling)

#5. “Attention K-Mart shoppers, buy a box of kitty litter, and get a hanson CD free!”

#4. Host of MTV’s show “One Hit Wonders”

#3. Plugging the roly-kit, and acne staton on the “Home Shopping Network”

#2. Drinking, a lot of drinking

#1. Settle down, and just try to be good housewives

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