Two Genies – Three Wishes

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes cross a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him that he has been
granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The
next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a mansion
surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He makes love to all of
them and begins to explore the house. He feels something soft
under his feet. He looks down and the whole floor is covered
with $100 bills.

Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. He answers the door and
standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen
walk off.

As they are walking away they remove their hoods. It’s the two
genies. One genie says to the other one, “Hey, I can understand
the first wish of having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand wanting to be a
millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!”