You Know You are Overdoing Thanksgiving When…

  • Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
  • The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat!
  • You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
  • Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog
  • Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
  • A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000”
  • That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
  • Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
  • You consider gluttony your patriotic duty
  • Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this